you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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