you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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