Joe is yelling at the trees again.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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