I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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