thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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