If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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