I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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