He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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