Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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