new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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