May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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