I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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