it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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