i just had sex bonerless
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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