i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
