Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I love how my cats smell like pot.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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