There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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