Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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