Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Randomize
