As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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