JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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