and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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