So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
