just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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