In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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