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Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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