Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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