dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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