i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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