Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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