Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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