No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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