butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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