her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I think people are normalizing furries
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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