you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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