Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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