I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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