you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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