There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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