The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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