I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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