They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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