Plan B is the new Plan A
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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