I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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