Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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