I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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