Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
