I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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