Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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