It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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