have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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