Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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