pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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