Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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