Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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