so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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