elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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