How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize