Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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