know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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